ok. because of cse is sooo rabun, should i say HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CSE here? :P
ok that's not the topic of the day. ok ok ok ok ok
so today i went to the library. by myself. so for those who are living in SP, or once lived in SP, i guess (memang pun) u guys know that the Jalan Pegawai + Jalan Kolam Air will be closed to the opposite way and will be one-way road. so basically there's no signboard telling drivers and users that the roads are being closed and the opposite way road is magically has this invisible NO ENTRY sign.
as happily as i am, i went straight from the opposite way and so i met this 2 tall YOUNG men in full traffic uniform. and because the NO ENTRY sign was INVISIBLLLEEEEEE, i had no idea of what should i do else than showing them my lisence and :-
INCIK TRAFIK : lesen?!
SAYA BAIK : nah.
INCIK TRAFIK : road tax mana?
SAYA BAIK : road tax? road tax tu yang mana eh (yes i x know which one is the road tax :S) yang ni ek? (showing to the one we call 'road tax' hehe)
INCIK TRAFIK : ha.yg tu la road tax.
SAYA BAIK : oh ok. so saya ni buat apa?
INCIK TRAFIK : jalan ni, lepas pukul 12.30 jadi one way. kiranya no entry utk awak lah.
SAYA BAIK : hah? mana saya tau! takdak signboard pun! (padahal sebenarnya of course la tau jalan tu one way..dah dari darjah 1 skolah kat jalan kolam air tu.) pastu ni saya kena saman la??!!!
INCIK TRAFIK : hmm..dah orang hindu tu kena, awak pun kena la.
SAYA BAIK : dia tau, saya taktau! :P
INCIK TRAFIK : maaf lah ye.
SAYA BAIK : ala incikkk....takmau la kena saman...
INCIK TRAFIK : saya tak boleh tak saman awak, tapi saya boleh letakkan kesalahan bukan dalam senarai yang membolehkan saya meringankan jumlah kompound awak.
SAYA BAIK : (blur) errr...emm....maksudnya apa ya cik?
INCIK TRAFIK : maksudnya, jumlah kompund awak ringan lah sikit.
SAYA BAIK :emm...ringan sikit tu macam mana?
INCIK TRAFIK : kalau biasa, kena rm200. tapi saya letak kesalahan awak yg bukan dalam senarai, jadi awak kena bayar rm30 jelah.
SAYA BAIK : oh ye ek. okay lah sikit.
INCIK TRAFIK: nak, sign kat sini.
SAYA BAIK : ok. mekasih ye.
:( habislah rekod bersih pemandu berhemah ini. hehe
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19 comments:
well, my dear friend berdasarkan kelas kpp yg i pi hari tu, laki tu kata kalau kesalahan "no entry" ialah 8 demerit
this one i tak kena kesalahan no entry. to lower my compound, he put something to do with the side mirror. hopefully the dimerit will be only 5. haha
cermin punya hal, i think tak ade demerit
why u tak apply jadi pegawai JPJ aje? since u so cekap.hehe. buat part time across Disted, then can belanja me wan. XD
haha, pegawai jpj, tak nak la tak syok, nanti i jadi hitam selama2nya kang tak mau ku :P
haha. pinjam BonBon's hat lorr. mesti big enough to cover ur whole body from the rays. hehe
haha
CSE: ok im happy now ;p
good.so u kena balanja me now. yes i do mean NOW. haha ;P
abes la..xlame ag kene la gant0ng P 2..haha cepat wat salah ag..bnyk2 demerit..[^_^]
hey hey heyyy..tak baca kah comment #3 ? tak kena demerit owkayyyyyy. ;D
nseb baik hg x rsuah pkcik polis tu..
tu la x tau bawak toksah bawak..
huhu
tau bawak ok.cuma taktau tang tu ada incik trafik dok tunggu. hehe ;)
saman dye nie lagi pak cik p0lis!!haha..
kurengs! ;)
and 1 m0re thing..wuts that saya baik??da kne saman p0n baik lg ke??hehe..zawani~
zawani2...
wa: hehehe. buat jahat pastu tobat, jadi baik la. ;)
dai: yea, kak dayah..
awat tak ckp kt inchee traffic yg hng kenai aku
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