ok. because of cse is sooo rabun, should i say HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CSE here? :P
ok that's not the topic of the day. ok ok ok ok ok
so today i went to the library. by myself. so for those who are living in SP, or once lived in SP, i guess (memang pun) u guys know that the Jalan Pegawai + Jalan Kolam Air will be closed to the opposite way and will be one-way road. so basically there's no signboard telling drivers and users that the roads are being closed and the opposite way road is magically has this invisible NO ENTRY sign.
as happily as i am, i went straight from the opposite way and so i met this 2 tall YOUNG men in full traffic uniform. and because the NO ENTRY sign was INVISIBLLLEEEEEE, i had no idea of what should i do else than showing them my lisence and :-
INCIK TRAFIK : lesen?!
SAYA BAIK : nah.
INCIK TRAFIK : road tax mana?
SAYA BAIK : road tax? road tax tu yang mana eh (yes i x know which one is the road tax :S) yang ni ek? (showing to the one we call 'road tax' hehe)
INCIK TRAFIK : ha.yg tu la road tax.
SAYA BAIK : oh ok. so saya ni buat apa?
INCIK TRAFIK : jalan ni, lepas pukul 12.30 jadi one way. kiranya no entry utk awak lah.
SAYA BAIK : hah? mana saya tau! takdak signboard pun! (padahal sebenarnya of course la tau jalan tu one way..dah dari darjah 1 skolah kat jalan kolam air tu.) pastu ni saya kena saman la??!!!
INCIK TRAFIK : hmm..dah orang hindu tu kena, awak pun kena la.
SAYA BAIK : dia tau, saya taktau! :P
INCIK TRAFIK : maaf lah ye.
SAYA BAIK : ala incikkk....takmau la kena saman...
INCIK TRAFIK : saya tak boleh tak saman awak, tapi saya boleh letakkan kesalahan bukan dalam senarai yang membolehkan saya meringankan jumlah kompound awak.
SAYA BAIK : (blur) errr...emm....maksudnya apa ya cik?
INCIK TRAFIK : maksudnya, jumlah kompund awak ringan lah sikit.
SAYA BAIK :emm...ringan sikit tu macam mana?
INCIK TRAFIK : kalau biasa, kena rm200. tapi saya letak kesalahan awak yg bukan dalam senarai, jadi awak kena bayar rm30 jelah.
SAYA BAIK : oh ye ek. okay lah sikit.
INCIK TRAFIK: nak, sign kat sini.
SAYA BAIK : ok. mekasih ye.
:( habislah rekod bersih pemandu berhemah ini. hehe
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
merely a bebelan
adakah kemalasan untuk belajar selepas setengah tahun bersuka ria di rumah normal?
normal kot. cuma tak baik untuk kesihatan lah kan. tapi tapi tapi.... risau la pulak. otakku ini sudah melalui 2 kali proses oxidation tau. kalau google, agak2nya ada tak petua mengikis segala karat2 di otak? bila persoalan tentang 2kalioxidation ni diangkat, setakat ni baru ada 2 jawapan.
1- takpa. dalam masa kurang seminggu ni kita relax habis-habisan. AUSMAT mana boleh relax2 mcm a-level <--(orannnggg kataaa..bukan sayaaaa ;D).
2- refresh la. bukannya rugi apa pun.
tapi tapi tapiiii...mcm mana nak refresh segala mak nenek bio phy chem admaths? bukannya tak ingat langsung kan,cuma tak se-information-bloated mcm time form 5 dulu. kalau nak compare dgn geng2 form 5 la ni, mesti keok punya. nak buat koro pun tak boleh. masuk intec sah2 geng2 strettttttt A1s berlungguk2, siap boleh human trafickking. haha.
ok saya nak stop segala bebelan sekarang. hehe
terima kasih kepada adik2 yg tanya saya soalan through YM kerana at least saya bukak buku. hehe
juga adik saya kat rumah 2 orang ni (sorang ja kot, yg sorang g tu tanya arab n BM ja, hehe) sebab u make me explain without a single glance to those thick books.
juga juga juga kepada incik besar, sebab suruh saya bukak buku admaths.
p/s- happy birthday cse! URE LEGALLLLL! waiting for my turn to be legal jugak..lambatnya..
normal kot. cuma tak baik untuk kesihatan lah kan. tapi tapi tapi.... risau la pulak. otakku ini sudah melalui 2 kali proses oxidation tau. kalau google, agak2nya ada tak petua mengikis segala karat2 di otak? bila persoalan tentang 2kalioxidation ni diangkat, setakat ni baru ada 2 jawapan.
1- takpa. dalam masa kurang seminggu ni kita relax habis-habisan. AUSMAT mana boleh relax2 mcm a-level <--(orannnggg kataaa..bukan sayaaaa ;D).
2- refresh la. bukannya rugi apa pun.
tapi tapi tapiiii...mcm mana nak refresh segala mak nenek bio phy chem admaths? bukannya tak ingat langsung kan,cuma tak se-information-bloated mcm time form 5 dulu. kalau nak compare dgn geng2 form 5 la ni, mesti keok punya. nak buat koro pun tak boleh. masuk intec sah2 geng2 strettttttt A1s berlungguk2, siap boleh human trafickking. haha.
ok saya nak stop segala bebelan sekarang. hehe
terima kasih kepada adik2 yg tanya saya soalan through YM kerana at least saya bukak buku. hehe
juga adik saya kat rumah 2 orang ni (sorang ja kot, yg sorang g tu tanya arab n BM ja, hehe) sebab u make me explain without a single glance to those thick books.
juga juga juga kepada incik besar, sebab suruh saya bukak buku admaths.
p/s- happy birthday cse! URE LEGALLLLL! waiting for my turn to be legal jugak..lambatnya..
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
tergegar
so the program gegar sbpikp ended yesterday. no wait, it was 2 days before. im not writing about what happened, but what i see and feel instead.
first, its a nice thing meeting the fbi people. lama sungguh tak jumpa- except for a few who i met like gazillion times during my post-spm life. and they've changed! i mean really changed. and i would stress physical changes, as from my 2 eyes plus two 3.00+ plastic lenses designed for short-sightedness can see, they didnt change much on how they interact with others, very much the same people i knew during 2005 & 2006. rahimi with his hair and dressings, how asyraf ariff has grown up, skinnier kak anis, looooooonngggg haired asyraf rohman (oh he cut his hair be4 d program, so i guess not everyone who was there ever saw his long hair).
oh how i wish i will pass my AUSMAT with gila-colorful flying colours,so that i could finish my degree in Aussie. Apek's stories did a spectacular job in boosting my spirit to succeed, and i have to admit, jealousy motivates. talking about apek, he was one of the most annoying people i metin my life. i highlight,he WAS. what made me feel that way? i would say LKS. he was dictating fellow LKSians. or maybe it was only me feeling that way. hehehe.. but not now. agaknya dia dah bertaubat. ;D i wonder how we both finally x fight over decisions again, but having the same way of seeing how things should be done.
3rd- the authorities. credits to apek, kak syety, own, kak pikin, kak nuhan, kak sheena and fellow seniors for making the programme a success, despite the mess we have to confront. it was not so organized at first, but you guys made it after all. double thumbs up! ;)
the teachers and students. you people were very cooperative. thank you for giving me another chance of inhaling the same air i inhaled for the past years and letting me sleep in the very same dormitory i slept for the past 3 years. yes i missed them hell much. five formers- rugi sapa yg tak tanya banyak2.
;D good luck to all 2009 spm victims. hehe. buono fortuuunaaaaa!
to those who unfortunate in joining the programme, i hope you guys will be extra fortunate in the upcoming years. :)
Thursday, June 4, 2009
tagged #4
cik ieka mahas!
tag aku yea..takpa2..
ada chipmunk ada mawas,
tunggu kau nanti aku balas. ;D
1. Guna handphone apa?? ( with pic )
- SE k810i
nak gambar? ahaaa..google la sendiri. haha
2. Guna kereta /motor apa? ( with pic )
- takda. aku tak mampu lagi nak beli kereta atau motor.
3. Guna wallet rupanya macam mana? ( with pic )
-hadus. aku pakai milkteddy. hahahahaha. dah stop. jangan ketawa banyak2.
takde pic.
4. Guna apa untuk update blog? ( with pic )
-guna notebook.
5. Guna jam tangan apa?
-tak pakai jam tangan sejak dua tahun yg lalu.
6. Soalan terakhir..kena tag lagi 5 orang
-takmau.
tag aku yea..takpa2..
ada chipmunk ada mawas,
tunggu kau nanti aku balas. ;D
1. Guna handphone apa?? ( with pic )
- SE k810i
nak gambar? ahaaa..google la sendiri. haha
2. Guna kereta /motor apa? ( with pic )
- takda. aku tak mampu lagi nak beli kereta atau motor.
3. Guna wallet rupanya macam mana? ( with pic )
-hadus. aku pakai milkteddy. hahahahaha. dah stop. jangan ketawa banyak2.
takde pic.
4. Guna apa untuk update blog? ( with pic )
-guna notebook.
5. Guna jam tangan apa?
-tak pakai jam tangan sejak dua tahun yg lalu.
6. Soalan terakhir..kena tag lagi 5 orang
-takmau.
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